Urzila Carlson (born 15 February 1976) is a South African-New Zealand comedian and actor, known for her stand-up performances as well as her appearances on television programs in both New Zealand and Australia.
Carlson is a regular panellist on 7 Days.
Her memoir is called Rolling With The Punchlines.
She refers to herself as a "lesbytarian," a portmanteau of lesbian and Presbyterian.
Carlson is a recurring panelist on the New Zealand version of Have You Been Paying Attention? alongside Vaughan Smith.